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Hello, I'm Z! First, I would like to thank everyone for reading my translations! Second and the following would be bad news. I might not be able to give some more updates due to my loaded school works plus my need to study for an exam this May that would determine whether I can stay on my course or not. (Pretty harsh plus I need to study everything I learned from my first year till now. Hahaha *dying* )  Any interested translators for Today the Manager is Also Very Kind  and   Give Me a Kiss  would want to take it up, feel free to do so. Leave a comment below on the latest chaps or send me a message through the contact form. I really wish I could translate more because I really like these novels but I'm too occupied with my obligations in real life that I can't neglect them. Honestly, I'm so busy I rarely got any free time for myself. It's funny because just when I get some free time, my school works would be like: Ha! You thought. Then I'd see updates/notifica...

Give Me a Kiss c3


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Z: If there are any confusing or missed jargons, let me know in the comments below.

I will be updating Mondays/Sporadic from now on. Our classes started last week and online class sucks. Lol. Good luck to me.

P.S.

I have lots of notes here...

The photos used aren't mine.

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Chapter 3: I touch you

That night, Blue Whale’s WeChat group exploded.

FF5 who was in the same room as Xie Wenxing looked at the flourishing situation in the WeChat group and suddenly said, “Brother Touch, you should be thankful that the boss drank the third glass of wine.”

Xie Wenxing who was absent-minded all night, heard FF5 words so he politely asked why.

FF5 seemed to have lingering fear: “If it wasn’t for the third glass of wine, half of what is being discussed here now must be yours.”

Xie Wenxing looked at the WeChat group, and the major anchors and their assistants successively guessed who actually had a peach blossom* in their lives. From time to time, starting with Gu Pan, everyone was analyzed and finally, the first sister Lu Yaoyao overpowered everyone, who became the greatest possibility that everyone agreed on.

*love affair

The reason is that she is the only one suspected of successfully taking a photo with Guan He. According to Gu Pan, she and several other female anchors were ruthlessly rejected to take a photo with Guan He. Their faces didn’t look good when they came out, but only Lu Yaoyao became more radiant after looking for Guan He and it was clear something good had happened at first glance. 

Most importantly, Guan He also followed Lu Yaoyao into the anchor’s lounge and even invited everyone to have an expensive dinner at the end.

If you say there’s nothing, no one would believe it.

Lu Yaoyao also happened to be in the WeChat group so everyone @ her out for answers. Lu Yaoyao sent two expressions:

(shy) (shy)

And never said anything after that.

“Fuck.” FF5 suddenly exclaimed, “Sister Yaoyao posted a new Weibo. She posted a koi some time ago. Just now, she reposted the koi, saying that she had fulfilled her wish and something good really happened!”

FF5 put down his phone, “The boss must have been after her!”

Xie Wenxing groaned in disgust and threw himself into the bed. FF5 a mad internet addict was not aware of Xie Wenxing’s mood swings. Instead, he studied Lu Yaoyao’s Weibo with Time and the others. “Is this koi so useful? I also reposted one……”

Xie Wenxing did not sleep well all night. He is a light sleeper and also particularly conscious of the bed. Guan He used to say that this was because of his lack of security. Xie Wenxing still thought it was funny.

When he woke up, FF5 was still sleeping soundly in the next bed, and the brat was snoring loudly and grinding his fucking teeth.

Xie Wenxing looked at his phone in bed for a while and forced himself to sleep again. When the two had to get up at 9:30 to prepare for the annual meeting, Xie Wenxing dazedly washed and changed his clothes, and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

When it was almost noon, someone came to style them.

Styling female anchor’s take a long time while male anchors were relatively better, but it wasn’t simple. The makeup artist spent a long time on his face and when it was finally done, Xie Wenxing looked in the mirror.

It doesn’t seem to change much?

On the contrary, there was a hum when Time passed by. He looked carefully at the person in the mirror and concluded, “You and Lu Yaoyao are the faces of our Blue Whale.”

Xie Wenxing: “Absurd praise.”

Time: “Where? I’m still waiting for Daddy Xie to take me to fly.”*

*hoping to have the meaning of playing together; asking someone who is good at playing games to teach them

Xie Wenxing: "?"

Time: “The anchor tournament list is out, the first group is you, me, FF5, taking Lu Yaoyao and Gu Pan to Ionia.”*

*server

Xie Wenxing leaned over.

Ionia is not only the number 1 server in League of Legends but also the strongest one. Xie Wenxing had previously anticipated that the annual meeting of the Blue Whale would organize a water-friendly* tournament to liven up the atmosphere. But he never expected the officials would play so hard and put three vegetables1 in his car.2

1 Chinese term that refers to friends who irrigate water together or friends who express personal opinions under the same post.
2 amateurs
3 people in his team


FF5 is a little better, the other two girls basically can’t work, and Time has a nickname called a man who makes a king cry when he sees him.

Xie Wenxing: “Is it too late for me to get off the car now?”

Time: “It’s too late, the list is out. I want to hold on to your thighs.”*

*to get something with the help of someone with power or ability

By the time the water-friendly tournament started, Blue Whale opened two rooms on the homepage. One with the cameras aimed at the anchors’ face and the other broadcasts the live game.

“Hello everyone, this is Blue Whale’s annual meeting site.” The female host introduced enthusiastically. “I’m also very excited to get up close to many male gods and goddesses for the first time. Soon, the anchors will have a water-friendly competition in a server. Next to me from left to right is Time in the host area, FF5 in the League of Legends area, your goddess Lu Yaoyao and Gu Pan, and finally the husband of many people with the ID, I touch you, our Touch God.”

The fans on the scene reacted the most to Xie Wenxing’s name, screaming in all directions. When you look up, many young girls are holding support materials; the exaggerated ones were wearing T-shirts with Xie Wenxing’s Weibo avatar, wearing only a short skirt underneath, revealing their white thighs.

It can be said to be a man’s dream.

Gu Pan joked: “You really have a lot of female fans, wife fans?”

Xie Wenxing: “Daughter fans, I am everyone’s dad.”

[Better than coquettish or coquettish Old Touch]*

*比骚还是老摸骚 not quite sure.

[Dad, I want to mess with you.* No one told me you’re actually so handsome]

*censored word which leads to the word inc-st.

[Today, I learned that you’re not only Blue Whale’s first talented male but also the first Blu Whale’s face, slightly strong to show some respect]

[Ah ah ah ah baby! How can you be so good looking! I jump up just to muah!]

[Can Touch God fight with Flash? If he didn’t play professionally, it’s not certain who will be the God in the e-sports circle]

The match began. Xie Wenxing put on his headset first. He was a Grandmaster followed by a Master, two Bronzes, and one Gold; Xie Wenxing got carsick* when he saw it. Fortunately, everyone was more cooperative and Xie Wenxing got his favorite marksman position. Lu Yaoyao chose Nami to assist him and once the game started, Lu Yaoyao was unusually excited: “Touch! What equipment should I buy?”

*sort of a pun, since in his car are these people in his team….and you get it.
Nami:

Xie Wenxing: “……”

Xie Wenxing: “Just put on by default1, remember to insert wards.”2

1 There are recommended items on the game when you go to the store so it’s quite easy to buy them.
2 These are used to give vision on certain dark areas on the map in order to have more sight but not the whole map, it has a certain field of vision. Depends on what you have. But I won’t go much into detail on that, unless necessary for clarifications. Classic totem wards look like this: [more info on Ward]




Although the support is not powerful, the level five Tristana manipulated by Xie Wenxing still consumed most of the opposite side marksman’s blood. When the enemy jungler came to catch him, Xie Wenxing’s Ping A* took the marksman’s head. Because he took the first blood, Xie Wenxing rose to level six, and with the big move, he also finished off the opponent’s jungler in one go.

*ordinary attack
Tristana:


First Blood!

Double Kill!

A day without broadcasting, Touch God’s marksman will still show no friends!

The barrage began to brush 666 wildly and the bloodied Xie Wenxing went back to the city to buy equipment. At this moment, the system prompt of the live broadcast sounded:

【”I touch you” gave the anchor “You touch me” a blue whale.】

【”I touch you” gave the anchor “You touch me” a blue whale.】

【”I touch you” gave the anchor “You touch me” a blue whale.】

......

Couple’s name?

Many viewers foolishly looked at the prompt. Just by looking at the name, they knew that the blue whale was the most expensive gift on Blue Whale live platform which cost 2,000 yuan each. The viewer with the ID called 【I touch you】 gave ten blue whales which are equal to 20,000 yuan.

Just took a blood and gave away 20,000 yuan?

“Ya,” the female host said as if she received a notice temporarily, “This account is the boss’ personal ID. Our boss said that he would give a 10,000 yuan reward if you take a head.”

*killed the opponent. Not the other meaning. welp.

No matter how excited the audience was at the scene and in the live broadcast room, Xie Wenxing and the others were wearing headphones and couldn’t hear what the host said. He vaguely heard a 10,000, only to assume that she was surprised by so many blue whales.

【I touch you】’s name is too special, Xie Wenxing immediately remembered the little sister Sona who was in line a week ago. Xie Wenxing smiled: “Look everyone, my wife has come to give me warmth. Thank you for the ten blue whales sent by the little sister.”

[Don’t be a fool.]

[Whom are you calling wife to?]

[Wait! Don’t even tell him what happened……]

[You people are so bad, I feel sorry for my husband]

Xie Wenxing didn’t care about the small situation on the barrage. Except for the jungler FF5, everyone else on their team was basically paddling.1 Gu Pan in the middle lane was directly cleared and basically never left the tower on the lane. Xie Wenxing secretly opened on the dragon2 and was found by the opposite side who was directly pressed by Lee Sin to death in the dragon pit.

1 No effort/no contribution to the team
2 The dragon gives buffs to the team who killed it. There are different dragons once you killed the first one; cloud, infernal, mountain, ocean & elder dragon.
*as you can see on the second picture, those lighted circle means which team who had killed the dragon. Each dragon gives different kinds of buffs and if one team got them all, they’ll get Dragon Soul. (correct me if I’m wrong.) anyway, the picture is an old version, it’s a bit hard to look for pictures, but it's still almost the same.



Lee Sin:

Fortunately, Lee Sin's blood wasn’t much. After killing Xie Wenxing, he still has a layer of blood. As soon as the small dragon popped, Lee Sin also died and the head counted on Xie Wenxing.

System prompt:

【”I touch you” gave the anchor “You touch me” a blue whale.】

“Little sister, take a break.” When the screen darkened, Xie Wenxing looked at the gifts received which was almost 60,000. “I died and you still sent gifts. I will feel what you admire is not my skill, but my body.”

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha your mother,* I really want to laugh and pee]

yes, there’s really a lot of Hahas.
*curse word

[Touch God you're really an orphan]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha do you believe that you will be kicked out of Blue Whale tomorrow?]

“What is everyone laughing at?” Xie Wenxing was baffled. The barrage screen with hahaha got even more fun and the entire screen was almost covered. Finally, a kind-hearted person couldn’t stand to see it so they answered his doubts.

[I touch you is not a little sister, it’s your new boss].

Xie Wenxing: "............"

Xie Wenxing: “……fuck!”

Everyone saw the one who usually never blinks when being coquettish Touch God, his face turned red.

Not only his cheeks but even his white neck was tinged with peach blossom-like crimson color; he even scratched his headphone, looking almost panicked.

After finally calming down, Xie Wenxing shook off the distractions and continued to play the game. At this time, the situation completely turned into a headwind. Xie Wenxing’s Tristana was a late master,1 he could only develop carefully while cooperating with FF5’s rhythm as much as possible. This barely dragged into the late game when the enemy marksman came to their turf to counter red2 and was squatted3 by Xie Wenxing and Lu Yaoyao just in time.

1 Means Tristana can play effectively more in the late game
2 As described in the sentence, the enemy would go to their (XW's) jungle to kill the red buff (aka red); which grants health regen, causes your basic attack to slow the enemy while also dealing true damage over time. 
    *True damage: hardest-hitting kind of damage as it ignores magical/physical resistances the victim has
    Red buff looks like this (might've used the older version, I'm not playing the game anymore.)


3 I’m not sure if I explained this properly, um. Basically, the two were hidden in the grass and they came upon the enemy. Since if you stayed in the grass, you’ll be invisible.

Nami controlled the enemy’s marksman with a Q skill,* which the enemy’s support tried to save. Xie Wenxing had already taken the marksman away and the remaining support was also killed by Xie Wenxing and Lu Yaoyao.

*Nami’s Q skill: Aqua Prison - Sends a bubble to a target area, dealing damage and stunning all enemies on impact. [source] not sure if the video can be played lol.


“Fight the dragon!” Xie Wenxing’s voice was very loud that FF5 responded loudly to him equally across the two female anchors. The five anchors stared at the screen, and Time listening to Xie Wenxing’s command, to squat on the grass behind the dragon pit, giving vision as the opponent Lee Sin rushed to snatch the dragon.

With the preparations, Xie Wenxing cooperated with FF5 to take out the jungler and the single top laner. The last mid laner who wanted to run was punished by FF5 and Xie Wenxing collected the head.

“Nice!” FF5 couldn’t help but yell. “One wave after another!”

He and Xie Wenxing were carrying the Dragon BUFF. Even if the other three people manipulated the champion was traded for three* by the opposite side during a team battle, this one was already a solid win. The enemy did not wait for Xie Wenxing and his team to push all the way to the nexus and the enemy clicked surrender.

*meaning had 3 heads within the team and at the same time with the enemy
*nexus/crystal

A huge font appeared on the screen——

“Victory!”

The live broadcast was full of admiration, and Time the drama king pulled off his headphones and started to thank Xie Wenxing for letting him get rid of the title of King of Tears. Xie Wenxing was in a good mood when the headwind came back. The female host interviewed them separately, letting the anchors of the first group to go down and rest first.

FF5 has been excitedly discussing the details of the game with Xie Wenxing. Lu Yaoyao who came down together, took two cups of juice from the long table next to them and handed it to them, saying helplessly, “Come on internet addict youth. Let Touch God drink first, okay?”

FF5 reacted with embarrassment and pursed the corner of his mouth. Xie Wenxing said thank you. He was just about to take the juice in Lu Yaoyao’s hand when someone took the lead, taking the sealed paper cup from Lu Yaoyao’s hand.

Lu Yaoyao made a sound as if she was shy.

Somehow, Guan He stood behind Xie Wenxing’s side. With the warm central air conditioner turned on, Guan He only wore a light-colored sweater, which made his white skin even whiter.

The woody smell of perfume entered Xie Wenxing’s nose. He looked back at Guan He and for a moment, various emotions mixed together which finally turned to a grievance. 

He actually refused to let Lu Yaoyao give him a cup of juice.

Xie Wenxing opened his mouth and was about to speak when he heard Guan He’s voice.

“He’s allergic to mango, he can’t drink this.”

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The author has something to say:

Xie Wenxing shamed to death ba.

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